You might be an Okie Redneck Jedi if..... 

You ever used the phrase, "May the force be with 
y'all." 

Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 

You have ever used your light saber to open a 
bottle of Pearl. 

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer 
colored. 

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. 

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in 
your yard. 

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the 
dadgum skeeters. 

Wookies are offended by your body odor. 

You have ever used the force to get yourself 
another beer so you didn't have to wait for a 
commercial. 

You have ever used the force in conjunction with 
fishing/bowling. 

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come 
on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." 

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its 
self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the 
barbecue grill to light. 

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of 
your land-speeder. 

You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing 
Daisy Duke shorts. 

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and 
you have to get in through the window. 

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought 
that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on 
how to treat his women. 

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance 
to Chewbacca. 

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium 
Falcon with a redwood deck. 

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels 
during the cantina scene. 

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and 
your uncle